ok is friday here in miami fla usa and is hot as hell and i don't feel like doing sh*t. that was not the joke. here it goes.
this guy is at Costco's cafeteria having lunch, and he is having a conversation about his shoulder been in pain and that he has to go visit his doctor for a check up. another guy sitting behind him overhears this conversation and approaches him to let him know that he does not need to see a doctor and that costco has just installed a machine that could tell him whats wrong for only 10 dollars. all he needed to do is pour some pee/urine sample into a cup and put it in the machine and in a few seconds the machine will tell him exactly what is wrong. this guy couldn't wait to try this wonder machine and does exactly what was recommended to him. in afew seconds the machine prints out a report that says you have nothing to worry about, it is just athletes shoulder, rest your arm and keep in warm water for a week or until better. the guy was shocked about how smart this machine was but he wonder how to defeat this machine so he goes home and gets a cup pours some tap water in it, some pee from his wife, some from his daughter, also his dog then he wacks off for good measurements and pours some in too, he then rushes back to costcos very excited expecting to fool the machine. he pour the content into the machine and in a few seconds the machine prints out the following. your tap water is hard, get a filter aisle 3, your daughter has a cocaine habit get her to rehab, your dog has mange check aisle 5, your wife is pregnant with twins, they are not yours,get a lawyer. and for you, if you don't stop wacking off your arm will never get better, good bye and visit us again.